[Dodgers] Yamamoto’s okay buuuuuuut let’s all overreact anyway.

WE’RE DEAD, GUYS! Like…literally going to die. This is the biggest bust since they took the Carl’s Jr. out of the stadium. Mark my words, this time next year we will all be not alive anymore and it’s all Yamamoto’s fault and the Mariners and McCourt and Jason Schmidt and the 2017 Astro’s. We’ll be lucky to win a single game and it will be at least three times as hard since we will be dead because of this. We’re going to have to sell the team and move to Miami because attendance will fall due to the aforementioned deading.